6 inches

Actually, the average length of an American penis is 6 inches; however, the average length of a Canadian penis is 6 and a half inches.

While reading my biology textbook, I discovered that Americans have a smaller average penis size (6 inches) than Canadians.

*Shrugs* can't deny the facts.

by Rae Kitten February 16, 2006

Hidden Inch

Pubic Hair is manscaped to show the extra inch of penis hidden by hair...

KDA shaved his private area to release the hidden inch.

by KDA(aka) hsa January 25, 2009

nine inch

taken from the large, heavy duty ford produced motor vehicle differential of the same name this term is used to describe the largeness of a female's arse

'fuck, look at the nine inch on that!' or 'mate that's a fully braced big competition nine inch on that huge bitch' or simply 'niiiinnnee innnnncchh!!!'

by roron June 5, 2003

Pubic Inches

The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.

“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”

by NightFallInc June 26, 2020

Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)

Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.

by The CircleJerk October 2, 2009

centrifugal inch

The act of helicoptering your flaccid penis to artificially add length to it, generally done before someone you’re attracted to sees it.

Shit, my dick shrunk in the cold, I’d better add a centrifugal inch before this chick sees it

by havenlad February 12, 2023

The Vicious Inch

A sex move where a male with a small penis aggressively and repeatedly penetrates the female.

I gave her 'The Vicious Inch'.
The what?
You know, in and out dead quick.

by slipperydingus September 27, 2015