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Alien pet

An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.

It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"

"Ohh boy do i"

"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019
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Alien Nightmare

The Alien Nightmare is an induced dream state when one is given a sleep aid such as Advil PM, Tylenol PM, or NyQuil and a horror / thriller movie (i.e. Alien 3) is turned on at full volume thus inducing a literal Alien Nightmare or a horrific dream that the now sleeping person is incapable of waking from.
My girlfriend was pissing me off so I fed her NyQuil and put her in an alien nightmare.
by Mr. M.L.G. MLG June 30, 2009
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Alien Legs

From the movie the arrival when the aliens legs go in backwards. It is an action to give someone Alien Legs means to kick their legs in.
Hey your better shut the hell up or i'll give you alien legs.
by Drew June 28, 2004
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Alien Queen

Scariest f*ckin' byatch ever. Dude and when she has babies its gross.
by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005
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Alien 3

A film destroyed by post filming studio interference.

The extended edition on the dvd fucking rules.
by samurai cowboy August 5, 2005
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alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross
dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!
by john doe March 17, 2004
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Alien Juice

Alien Juice is a combination of a Magnum Forty Ounce and two Four Lokos with the flavor of your choice. Conveniently priced at $8.23, this combination of beverages is a one way ticket to total obliteration. It the the premium choice for a baller who also happens to also be on a budget.
Alien Juice is an $8.23 obliteration.

I was on the Alien Juice train last night, and it was most definitely the wrong train to be on.
by Boss Sauce March 7, 2014
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