Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

Alabama Crown Top

When you take your cousin, tape a picture of the Queen of England to her face (cut out hole for mouth), then she proceeds to give you “top”.

Dude last night at the family reunion Marry Bell gave me an “Alabama crown top”

by EdgarAllenPole98 July 25, 2020

Alabama Kebab

When you cut the tip of your penis off with a piece of paper, pour lemon juice on it, and shove a pencil down the middle.

Dad: son you got an F on your paper, I'm gonna have to give you an Alabama kebab

Son: yes daddy

by NIghtWolf311 October 17, 2020

Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021

Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.

Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?

by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022

Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009

Alabama Suction Cup

A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt

Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?

by Bill Evans March 12, 2008