Airpods

a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.

“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”

by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020

AirPods

Thing that you afford when you are too broke to buy wires.

HAHAHAH U BROKE CAUSE U BOUGHT AIRPODS

by minisebby04 February 20, 2019

Airpodded

when someone takes your airpod

“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”

by uhlife June 05, 2020

Airpod Head

Someone whos hair sticks out and hairline is upside down, making their head look like an airpod.

Ex: Have you met that new kid Joel? He has a huge Airpod Head.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

fake airpods

the code word for a vape or cart to hide it from younger brothers or snitches

"can i borrow ur 'fake airpods,' im feining rn"

by big darnell June 10, 2024

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 01, 2021

the airpod

the act of cumming in someones ears and letting it dry

ethan: my boyfriend gave me the airpod
jesus: only one?
Ethan: yeah he was lazy

by slayer23456738 November 23, 2021