Wesley Sniped

To get busted for tax evasion/fraud.
I told him don't post on Facebook about making money under the table. I would hate to see my boy get Wesley Sniped.
by rapaddict40 December 25, 2010
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Wesley Snipes

1. a horizontal line cut in "body hair" that resembles Wesley Snipe's hair.

2. an action pertaining to Wesley Snipe, since he is big and intimidating.
1. While trimming my lower Afro Patch, i decided to Wesley Snipes that shit.

2. I Wesley Sniped that bitch at the club last night in the parking lot.
by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012
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Wesley Sniped

While peeing, you struggle to get the stream flowing. It picks up to a slow trickle after what seems like forever. Then after seeing yourself in the mirror, you think for a split second someone is watching you pee. You shrink up and the stream comes to an immediate halt.
"Damn Cornelious, i had to piss but after seeing myself in the mirror i totally Wesley Sniped"
by MCbsoup September 05, 2011
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wesley's penis

The big būmjoody, the Nacho Lebrē. It can grow to 20 inches starting at 11 inches. This massive cock also penetrates women until they cum like a volcano. Most women start to cry because of the pain that comes through intercourse.
"Hey, today a I grew my own 'Wesley's Penis' & man, sex is great!"

"Look at that Wesley Penis! Cryky mate, it's so bloody rare."
by BlexLuthor February 11, 2014
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Wesley Clark

The 44th and next President of the United States.

Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)

bye bye dubya....
to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.
by James November 20, 2003
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wesley crusher

a lame dickweed who was on TNG for an agonizing 3 and 1/2 seasons. It was a hella lot better when he got his skinny ass outta there.
Damn, wesley eats his mom out.
by Tereth March 13, 2005
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Wesley Pipes

hitting a lacrosse ball on the pipes of the goal and missing.
Bro 1: Yo bro, say hey to Wesley Pipes for me!
by BigMacho25 March 30, 2010
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