Slow blow

A methodical and extremely pleasurable slow blowjob. Always worth it no matter what the cost.

(From an episode of Blue Mountain State.)

She's crazy and beats me when she's drunk but I got a slow blow so it was worth it.

by Lesgomes November 14, 2010

slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Slow draking

The act of listening to emotional music that reminds you of that special someone who treated you wrong or rejected you. Referring to the emotional style of the rap artist Drake an includes songs such as "Shut it down" by Drake, "Icebox" by Omarion, or even, "Buzzkill" by Luke Bryan; all song you can "slow drake" to.

"yo what are you up to?"

"just slow draking man, I was in the club lastnight and I saw homegirl. We made eye contact and it just brought back all this pain. I needed to relax."

by Tabor'd May 17, 2013

short-but-slow

A multifaceted PS4 player known for destroying squads and knifing weak players (neav).

That player short-but-slow is a true badass.

by litoville February 1, 2018

Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain

Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice

by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019

Slow-Run

A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.

Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.

Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)

Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)

Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!

by mikethegreat26 February 5, 2015

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable December 5, 2007