Slow blow

A methodical and extremely pleasurable slow blowjob. Always worth it no matter what the cost.

(From an episode of Blue Mountain State.)

She's crazy and beats me when she's drunk but I got a slow blow so it was worth it.

by Lesgomes November 14, 2010

slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

short-but-slow

A multifaceted PS4 player known for destroying squads and knifing weak players (neav).

That player short-but-slow is a true badass.

by litoville February 1, 2018

Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain

Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice

by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019

Slow Peel

When a male gets up from a sitting or laying position and the scrotum is stuck to one of either thighs and as he stands the scrotum slowly peels away from the thigh.
Hot and sweaty days are known to increase the likelihood of a slow peel.

Adam stood up and slowly shifted his weight to quicken the slow peel of his balls from his thigh.

by StonedHippy April 5, 2010

slow cross

To walk slowly in a crosswalk, especially on a college campus in front of University Police or Long Island chicks in expensive SUVs, to force drivers to slam on the brakes and wait.

UPD (University Police) were flying by so I slow crossed 'em huge just to piss 'em off.

by Barcak February 28, 2007

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable December 5, 2007