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English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 8, 2009
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D Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of two sharps or flats.
D major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
D E F# G A B C# D
by Levi Morris June 24, 2006
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major bummer

Used to describe a really really disappointing or unlucky situation.
Carl couldn't get his crush to go to Prom with him, he was like "what a major bummer man".
by Stíkà May 15, 2016
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Major Leaguer

After finishing anal sex, you remove your penis with fecal matter on it and use your penis like a crayon to apply eye black under each eye of your girlfriend
My girl didn't clean her ass good enough, when i pulled out and saw mudd on my dick, i turned her around and gave her a major leaguer! play ball bitch!
by cleverone1 June 16, 2010
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Bantorales Major

The muscle in the neck which tenses when one makes superb banter.
Woah fuck, i got a cramp in my Bantorales Major from all this fuggin banter!
by H MAYN July 11, 2010
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major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect
Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight
by tsizz13 July 5, 2016
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Majority Person

Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.
Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.
by I probably look like you. January 25, 2010
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