Snuck a Fuck 

1. to have sex very quickly. (past tense)
(present tense: sneak a feeck)

2. The rules of qualification for having snuck a fuck vary, with the universally accepted maximum ammount of time being seven minutes.

1. Yeah, her parents were pulling into the driveway, so we snuck a fuck.

2. We snuck a fuck in only four minutes!

Snuck a Fuck by G-WOL September 16, 2006

what a fuck 

Another way to say to what the fuck. Commonly mistaken with "whattafuck" but they are two different things.

Is this a squirrel? *Hands on your head* What a fuck?!

what a fuck by Minasty October 10, 2018

you are a FUCK

This is a tough one. Not calling you a fuckER. Not saying you are a DUMB-fuck. What am I saying? Am I calling you "an act of sex"? ... hmm...no

Maybe it depends on how it is said.

Therefore the term if only defined by the connotation~!

one buddy yells to the other: "YOU ARE A FUCK~!~!"
...........negative connotation.

girlfriend says to lover in soft, sexy voice: "you are a fuck"
...........positive connotation

you are a FUCK by Klaatu_347 November 2, 2007

giving a fuck 

Taking the time to type and hit "post reply"

This dude was being retarded, and I was giving a fuck, so I kept responding.

giving a fuck by Toam January 2, 2009

give a fuck 

the opposite of giving a damn

"you can give a damn, but you can NOT give a fuck." -jenna marbles
"Say I maybe gave a damn but I never gave a fuck" -ace hood

give a fuck by E.Money December 18, 2012

I don't give a fuck 

Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.

I don't give a fuck who you are go pick on someone else fuckers

I don't give a fuck by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

Give a fuck 

1:Mean's "i don't give a fuck what (he/she/it/you) thinks about me". Used in a humorous way, usually implying someone or something else is taking offence when this is not necessarily the case.

2:Can also be used as a dismissive term, normally for an inanimate object.

1:(a) - "Yeh anyway Rachel is a twat. GIVE A FUCK PAUL" (implying that Paul has taken this statement as offensive, and you don't give a fuck he is offended, although he may not really be offended at all).

1:(b) - (in a shit club called Gravity) "This club is shit. GIVE A FUCK GRAVITY."

2:(Trying to fix a printer, can't and you are pissed off). GIVE A FUCK PRINTER (implying you don't think highly enough of the printer to get angry about it, even though you clearly are).

Give a fuck by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009