flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

flint rock

If you are gambling with friends at a party and someone throws out coins instead of dollar bills, you call that flint rocks.

Man, get those flint rocks out of here.

by Slew dog January 17, 2018

Flint

Flint is a pretty chill guy, apart from when he's not -- because he is out there living life to the absolute fullest. He is always ready for a laugh. Flint is a quick thinker with a big imagination. He would help his friends I'd they ever needed help and is always thinking of others. Flint would always be willing to go on an adventure! He is likely to work as a builder or a farmer because he just gets stuck in and likes the physical work. Flint is also the kid of guy who values his family and puts them first whenever possible. He is the best person to have at the family Christmas lunch because he's always down for a good time and the life of the party. Flint is handsome and charismatic dude who likes to look his best.

Woah, he's pretty rad. I want to be mates with Flint.

I can tell he's a Flint.
How?
Well, he's a pretty chill dude!

by salimesJC November 22, 2021

The Flint City Special

When a person drinks the liquid diarrhea that has been filtered and sifted from the entangled ass hairs of their partners butthole. Commonly used for sexual gratification as a form of coprophiliacy.

Man 1: Hey man you look really tired and sweaty do you need a drink of water?
Man 2: No thanks, my girl just gave me The Flint City Special I'm not dehydrated.
Man 1: Oh sweet! Me Next!

by Tony Sullivan April 17, 2024

Flinting around

Lighthearted tomfoolery

He thought I was going at him but I was just flinting around

by Bromarasig May 20, 2025

Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Flinting

When you decide to use your significant other as a human life ring but instead of using a real life ring you use pubes tied together in a braid to form a circle.

"dude I was flinting my girlfriend last night and I nutted in her hair!"

by NIGGERS MUST DIE May 6, 2024