Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

dirty skeeter

When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)

I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night

by Komplykatedluvah August 8, 2023

skeeter beeter

A dick

He has a big skeeter beeter

by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

Skeeter

Parasite who lives off the blood of others, in the same way a mosquito does. Commonly called a drug dealer.

Mother fucking skeeter took all I had, an just left me with my addiction.

by Unzippacommando April 12, 2021