skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Skeeter Nater

A mosquito tornado. A tornado made out of skeeters.

That skeeter nater blew down my house cletus.

Well I believe it sure did.

by ItsKake January 26, 2020

Skeeter

Skeet skeeter , best cat ever. RIP will be missed. Many fun party’s with you. Many dead birds and squirrels.

Watch out or get skeeter on! Cat kisses

by Tinyhouse November 19, 2020

Skeeter

An idiot, moron, fool, retard, stupid, fat anything unrespectable

that man was a skeeter

by Your average skeeter October 8, 2020

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.

“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”

by Jamie’s taylor May 3, 2018

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018