When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
by johnnyjrockets September 07, 2021
by milftitfartpoop November 27, 2021
When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.
Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!
Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
by gigantichugealphatitanschlong June 01, 2022
Where one preforms a skinning on a dog before using its bodily fluids as lube to munt the same dead dog. This potion is know as Sal's regiment. During this sex session (which may include multiple people using Sal's regiment to help slide into the dog corpse) they all preform Cleveland steamers on the dog.
My friend Hunter told me about the fun times at the diddy party. One of the planned activities included a Sal Steamer.
by Zarkzad November 01, 2024
by Sweati Corp. May 18, 2019
a guy who makes it his goal to be randomly mean to younger people. At parties, he will try to corrupt their innocence, and accuse them of stealing.
They are usually really skinny and drive dark silver sedans of japanese branding--but other sedans will do.
can be abbreviated to just STS.
They are usually really skinny and drive dark silver sedans of japanese branding--but other sedans will do.
can be abbreviated to just STS.
by lookz4buckzz April 27, 2011
Sal lavallo is very kind.He is very curious about things.He travelled to every country in the world.He has a humble personality.
by Drew binsky November 06, 2019