SAL

Suck At Life.
Someone that forgets to do a simple task.

My friend forgot to bring his backpack to school. He's a big SAL.

by Josedolf Staller August 28, 2019

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Sal

A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.

"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"

by ihaveapetrooster September 4, 2019

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Where there are two people in love called Lucas and Stepanie

Ohhhhh I see a sal over there

by fat chungus September 9, 2019

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Sal Giordano

A Fat Person who blows fat clouds. Also he is known as the kid who knows everything about computers.

Yo you hit a fat cloud, bro you just did a sal giordano

by joetotti10 May 19, 2018

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Sal

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate October 10, 2016

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