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Your Grandpa a man bra 

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%
May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*
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Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

she was a man 

she was a man and it was bigger -_-

angel in a man’s body 

A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.
I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!

what zero pussy does to a man 

The effects of a male when they are exposed to a prolonged period of receiving little to no female pussy, this can usually transform them into a plebbitfag who craves child porn (or pillow covers and even may stoop so low to buy it) to a femboy (as their mind declines from being healthy to unhealthy)
guy1: posts image of a bodypillow
guy1: Im gonna jack off to this.
guy2: What zero pussy does to a man.

National cut off a man's penis day 

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!
Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

Your nan a man 

Worse than

"Your mum gay"
"Your dad lesbian"
"Your granny tranny"
"Your gramps a tramp"
"Your sister a mister"
"Your brother is a mother"
"Your family tree lgbt"
This word can overpower the already legendary "no u"
Frank: Your mum gay
Edward: Your dad lesbian
Frank: Your granny tranny
Edward: Your gramps a tramp
Frank: Your sister a mister
Edward: Your brother a mother
Frank: Your family tree lgbt
Edward: dont make me do it
Frank: do it pussy
Edward: Your nan a man
Frank: no u

(it is not effective)
Frank explodes, the sun explodes and earth is covered in fire