Kitten Hammer

Colloquial British Slang for a Penis.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.

Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?

by BadBeast December 07, 2009

Discord Kitten

A kind of Sugar baby appearing on discord, usually with a “kawaii”/adorable pink style & aesthetic.

Discord kittens specifically are looking for Discord Nitro, a discord membership that allows you different kinds of limited features on Discord, from their “daddy.”

Sarah (@x13minecrafter): I heard that our friend is a discord kitten. They even have emojis we can’t use.

Nora (@hahasonofabirch): I agree.

by Superjuliam April 12, 2022

sea kitten

PETA's fularious campaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.

"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer

Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!

by Slumdog January 13, 2009

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

have kittens

freak right the fuck out

Mom: Your grades are dropping! Are you on drugs?!?!
Me: It's just a 'B-', don't have kittens.

by MaxWilder May 25, 2006

Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!

by It'sFrickingMe June 22, 2010

kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.

I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.

by fuckthathotass69 January 11, 2018