No Joke

True or stating that said statement is "Not a Joke"

Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly

by Supa Swagg June 7, 2009

Jokes

Used to describe an extrememly funny occurance. Often used in reference to an inside joke between two people. May be used in groups as well.

"Jokes, Luca, Jokes!"
"HAHA, mad jokes!"
"Two cokes and some jokes."

by GypsyChild May 18, 2009

joke

women's rights

person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
person 2: Women's rights

by wittyname January 16, 2010

Joke

Verb. To be a retard. Usually used in a demeaning sense towards someone that you dislike. Also can be used with sattire when joking with friends.

Boy: Wanna go out for a coffee or something?
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.

Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.

by amanda_ October 25, 2006

Joke

A phrase to make somebody laugh.

Her: Hey you, what would you do if you were a girl for a whole day?
Him: Be LESBIAN. Duh.
-blahah. funny joke eh?-

by Demented banana March 29, 2009

no joke

no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.

Daaaam that girl is no dam joke bro shes fine as hell.

dam bro ur girl is no joke.

by antonio y lorenzo February 18, 2005

Joke

1) A adjective used to describes ones amusingness.

2) A word used to replace fun.

1) " Nah man, dat cracka is well joke. "

2) " Yo jackass, bust me some joke. "

by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003