Used to describe an extrememly funny occurance. Often used in reference to an inside joke between two people. May be used in groups as well.
by GypsyChild May 18, 2009
Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
by Supa Swagg June 07, 2009
by wittyname January 17, 2010
Verb. To be a retard. Usually used in a demeaning sense towards someone that you dislike. Also can be used with sattire when joking with friends.
Boy: Wanna go out for a coffee or something?
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.
Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.
Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.
by amanda_ October 25, 2006
Her: Hey you, what would you do if you were a girl for a whole day?
Him: Be LESBIAN. Duh.
-blahah. funny joke eh?-
Him: Be LESBIAN. Duh.
-blahah. funny joke eh?-
by Demented banana November 12, 2008
no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.
by antonio y lorenzo February 19, 2005
by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003