Jonah

An absolute cunt. He will snake you when he gets the chance. Don't trust a twat named this.

P.s also a shit name

"Hey have you seen Jonah, I heard he's an absolute cunty snake"

by DaBoi2016 December 10, 2016

Jonah

Gay Faggot Retard, Who fucks his sister. Jonah will always break the bro code and be a total ass. Jonah deserves to get penis cancer.

“Did Jonah fuck his sister again?”- ashton
“Sure did”- breyan

by Ashton Y April 6, 2019

Jonah

A fat pig who's life revolves around donuts and minecraft. He is the biggest molester you will ever meet if you see him run just run! And finally he wants to rape you so please if you see him report thanks!

"Look at that Jonah over there he's so fat and ugly"

by Eat the booty 101 November 14, 2017

Jonah

He may seem like the most perfect, hot and charming guy ever. In reality, he doesn't give a shit and will break your heart continuously and refuse to stop. STOP LOOKING AT THOSE CUTE DEFINITIONS

Also like his name starts with J what did u expect...

"Hey girl I just got rejected?"
"Jonah again?"
"Yeah he's a dick..."

by Thot Reality ;) November 17, 2019

Jonah

A Fucking Gay man who is attracted to gay teachers.

That kid just Jonahed Mr. Elbeasy

by Jacob trevis May 21, 2019

Jonah

Super mega fagatron

That guy is such a jonah

by Not Jonah May 20, 2019

Jonah Marais

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette

girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT

by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017