A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost
by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020

A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.
Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"
by Idniont April 9, 2023

There are many types of dads
Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible
Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies
Type C: Loser
Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible
Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies
Type C: Loser
by frabrizio April 21, 2018

A word used to describe something that gives off “dad vibes”. Commonly used when referring to the hobbies of a white Midwestern dad. Things like golfing and 2016 alternative rock are somethings that could be described as “dadful”.
1.you: my father was listening to this dadful music
other: insert classic Dad band. Metallica?
You: yeah
2. friend: i listen to coldplay
you: damn, that’s dadful
other: insert classic Dad band. Metallica?
You: yeah
2. friend: i listen to coldplay
you: damn, that’s dadful
by buttery69 July 1, 2021

by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022

by Clamingo January 7, 2021
