Dad

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost
by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020
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Dad

A dad is someone who cares for you a lot.
I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.
by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020
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Dad

A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.
Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"
by Idniont April 9, 2023
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dad

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser
Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!
by frabrizio April 21, 2018
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Dadful

A word used to describe something that gives off “dad vibes”. Commonly used when referring to the hobbies of a white Midwestern dad. Things like golfing and 2016 alternative rock are somethings that could be described as “dadful”.
1.you: my father was listening to this dadful music
other: insert classic Dad band. Metallica?
You: yeah

2. friend: i listen to coldplay
you: damn, that’s dadful
by buttery69 July 1, 2021
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dad

someone who went to get milk and didn't come back
ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!
by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022
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Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.
Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS
by Clamingo January 7, 2021
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