charity pimp

a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck

"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."

"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."

"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."

by sXe_defender August 3, 2021

involuntary charity

when someone has overpaid for goods or services but lacked to dispute the deal due to the fact that the other person is poor

John: This broke ass repair man just charged me three times the amount to fix my ac! I wanted to bitch, but i know he has a bunch of kids...

Charlie: Sounds like you have been a victim of involuntary charity.

by homies.house June 14, 2011

Charity

A common type of money-laundering scam that makes use of guilt-tripping and vague appeals to one's sense of compassion in order to accrue massive amounts of monetary 'donations'. Unlike other scams, charity is very effective in urbanized environments such as Europe and the USA due to the massive amount of political padding around humanitarian efforts, making it very difficult to launch investigations into suspected money laundering operations under such themes.

I'm sick and tired of seeing all these in-your-face charity funds up online. I'd sooner donate my bank account credentials to a random African prince than help some random eastern-European dude buy cocaine or some shit.

by Inlovewithabsol March 6, 2023

Charity case

Jordan

Hey spence I don’t want to be a charity case anymore

by You dun know April 11, 2023

Charity laugh

When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.

Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.

by Boogieokc December 18, 2018

Charity cunt

A person who will constantly tell to donate to charity or cancer patients. The morale of this is to avoid them at all costs

Willy:hey you should donate to the March of dimes

Robby:can you shut the fuck up

Willy:donate to the homeless

Robby:you're a fuckin charity cunt

by The incest man is here June 10, 2018

Charity Horns

Typically directed at middle-aged rockers wearing punk and/or heavy metal band t-shirts in public by younger fans who raise a hand with extended fore and pinky fingers, while the thumb and inner fingers are curled in. Sometime mistaken for a show of support for a Texas football team.

Dude was hobbling down the trail with a cane while wearing a Slayer T-shirt so I threw him some charity horns.

by demonsanj August 29, 2022