December 13th

Both males and females possess mammary glands. On this day the females attempt to milk their partners in order to commemorate the evolutionary destiny of our species.

Sonia: Paul! My nipples are worn and tired. For once my teets may rest in peace as it is December 13th and I will caress your manly mammary glands in my palm.

Paul: *facepalm*

by Paul'sHOTteets March 19, 2010

November 13th

November 13th is the day we all walk out of school to protest to free tay-k and by walk I mean run cuz we gotta do the race

We running to free tay-k on November 13th

by TheOfficialRM November 2, 2019

June 13th

Celebrate BTS’ Birthday 🍰.

June 13th, it’s been *something* years since their debut! I purple them! 💜

by btsjiminyes October 23, 2019

13th of December

The coolest day ever

13th of December , umm . . .

by whoareyou ? July 10, 2011

October 13th

The day the best person ever was born. Me. Fuck that kpop bitchboy.

Me: It’s my birthday not Jim Jim kpop bitch.
Also Me: It’s also October 13th.

by HaeroldDasHure October 29, 2019

13th of may

International break a rapist’s bones day

Rapist:OW, WHY DID YOU DO THAT
victim: it’s break a rapist’s bones day (aka 13th of may)

by anonymous April 12, 2021

May 13th

May 13th is the day you meet someone that is special to you. That person will help you through out your life and be there for you in time of need. They are very sensitive and kind. You don't wanna lose them. They can be either your best friend or worst enemy. Just having them around in your life makes you feel happy and amazing, but losing them is one of the worst feelings in the world.

When did you meet Ilma?
May 13th

by aNaToMiCaLL March 17, 2021