Juggalo

Someone who doesn't give two shits what anyone else thinks. Juggalos listen to horrorcore rap group, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, etc, etc. Basically groups that are a part of Psychopathic Records and other horrorcore related bands and or groups. Juggalos are the most hated group of people in the world, mainly because a Juggalo has dicked your mom down, or bullied you in the past.

Juggalos are also hated, because they come in numbers. If you attack one Juggalo, you're most likely to get the pissed beaten out of you, by 20 more Juggalos. Juggalos also consider each other to be family, because of the unity and bond that is so strong. Hence why, you will get the piss beaten out of you, and your girlfriend will most likely get her faced slapped with hairy nutsacks.

Juggalos are also considered to be "gang members" due to about THREE TO FOUR Juggalos committing criminal acts, within the last 3 years. If you hear someone refer to Juggalos as being "gang members" that person is most likely, a dumbass.
Guy 1: I'm a Juggalo

Guy 2: You're a gang member?

Guy 1: You're a fucking idiot. Juggalos aren't gang members.

Person 1: I hate Juggalos.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I caught my girlfriend in bed with a painted Juggalo, he held her by her ankles while fucking her face.
by Lelouch the Demon May 04, 2010
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The most amazing people you will ever meet in your life.. these people are family and will have your back till the end. If you are a juggalo or lette you will never have to worry as long as you have juggalo family.
see that juggalo over there?

yea.

Well he'll have my back anyday.
by ninjettejynx August 25, 2010
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This sub-culture of fans of ICP call themselves Juggalos and Juggalettes. Many of them feel pain and neglect from their parents and they feel that the only family they have is each other. They range in age from pre-teen to young adult, and have problems ranging from abuse, divorce, and mental illness to flat out neglect. By banding together, they feel that this is the only way they can have something that is semi-normal in their lives.

To have something musical that you can use to relate not only to your own teenager, but to other teenagers as well, is something that cannot be explained. It starts with music and it expands into a more personal relationship. Even when my teenager isn’t home, her friends will call and ask me for advice. To me, that is better then the Chips-A-Hoy cookies with extra chips, or the Oreos with the chocolate cream centers.

To be able to relate to this group of teenagers, and to be taken in as a juggalette is one of the greatest honors anyone can be bestowed with. But heaven help you if you don’t know “The Hatchetman.”

You don’t have to like the same album, or the same song. But respect each other’s views on each of the “Joker’s Cards” is what it’s all about. Respect for the music, and respect for each other. That’s what binds this sub-culture together. And whether you like the music or not, that’s what life should be about; Respect.
-man who are your homies

-just some more juggalos and juggalettes
by Irish Rose May 15, 2010
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What is a Juggalo?(first a Juggalo can be male or female it doesn't matter Jugalette is an incorrect term) well im a Juggalo and i think the best definition was givin by Violent J and Shaggy (ICP) in there song titled "What is a Juggalo?"
First Violent J said " he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks" so i would guess this means a Juggalo is unique and just doesn't care about anything
Next Shaggy 2 Dope said "He just don't care He might try to put a weave In his nut hair Cuz he could give a fuck less What a bitch thinks He tell her that her butt stinks And all that" which i verifys the initial thought that Juggalos don't care about anything and it also tells us that a Juggalo is blunt and says whatever he/she wants to
Then Violent J said "He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin people Like a drunk bitch Next thing, he's pickin fights With his best friends Then he starts with the huggin again Fuck!" this tells us that Juggalos love eachother and even when they fight that love is eternal
shaggy then said "A fucking lunatic Somebody with a rope tied to his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window Oh!" this tells us that a Juggalo does stupid stuff and will realy do anything.
Shaggy goes on to say "A dead body Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like Anybody that you've ever met before He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four" this again verifys the original thought that a Juggalo is unique
Violent J then says "He ain't a bitchboy He'll walk through the hills And beat down a rich boy Walks right in the house When you're having supper And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!" again says that Juggalos do whatever they want
Violent J says "Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni And watch you sit there And finish up the last bit Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot" Juggalos are very opinionated and again they do whatever whenever they don't care
Shagy says "He's a graduate He graduated from....well At least, he got a job He's not a dump puts He works for himself scratching his nuts" this tells us Juggalos don't care about school all they care about is enjoying life
and the chorus "What is a juggalo? A juggalo That's what it is Well, fuck, if I know What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown And I'm down for life, yo" which tells us there really isn't a definition and there are no requirements except one a Juggalo must be down with the clown all the rest is nothing (just usually common factors).
We really don't need to define Juggalo because the original two already did.
by Zach Dixon October 17, 2007
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A group of highly organized ninjas that rule the world. Constently getting hated because of the actions of teenagers taking the music to serously and people being ignorant to the real purpose behind the music. the music is a form of reprograming drawing in people with sick mindset and introducing them slowly to a set of values and religion, which is a gateway to bigger and better things.

Juggalos are diverse group people that follow the values set forth by our figure heads(Violent J and Shaggs 2 Dope), we are a combination religion and micro culture of all different races ages ,back rounds and classes drawing strength from each others differences, proud of our name and wearing our symbol the "hachetman" constently. we are all part of some type of group, this is our flavor no different than yours. thanks for all the hate it made us famous. For all my real Juggalos: keep grinding homies all see you at the top!!
Juggalos are runnin your world and you dont even know it.
by I got you... diagonally :) January 06, 2010
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Juggalo (n): Juggalo is the name for a group of people devoted to the band ICP, or Insane Clown Posse. Their population is made up primarily of shitfaced white trash whiggers who are so fucking myopic they believe they are part of a broad-based “family.” What they fail to realize is that their devotion to the fucktards that make up ICP demonstrates several things, among them: the IQ of a fucking houseplant; the willpower of a slut-fuck sorority bitch whose twat gets more traffic than the Autobon; the social stamina of an albino midget with no hair and no dick who spends afternoons country dancing at fucking rest home; the class of an African American gigolo who wears chinchilla vaginas and bling made out of shitty plastic while attending a Grammy’s after party he broke into by fucking a 13 year old boy; the courage of some sad cocksucker who feels brave when he rapes toddlers during nap time at a daycare.

As you can see, juggalos are cum-gurgling jizz mops. I hope ISIS invades our nation, captures them all, and makes them watch each other get fucked up the ass with bayonets as their organs bleed out through their fucking mouths.

Do not be a juggalo. Ever.
Hey, look, that juggalo is getting gang raped by a bunch of towel-head camel jockies. Should we help him? Naw, let’s help ISIS fuck him harder.
by Thatguy6969 October 13, 2014
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