Thor

Also known as the god of thunder is talented handsome strong but sometimes foolish and spoiled

Thor,the son of Odeon now king of Asgard.

by King.tj October 23, 2018

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Thor Lo

Thor, if Thor was JLo

Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.

by joe_mamma_#3 May 23, 2022

no Thor not fin

“no thanks not going”

girl 1: are you going to that party tonight?
girl 2: no thor not fin
girl 1: wtf 🤔

by cashiernumber3 March 19, 2022

The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022

Thor

Thor - the man who loves to be slutty and dress up in anime clothes for his man.

He is such a Thor - look at him hammering that dick with his ass

He is such a thor - look how he hammers that dick

by Olympic heaven May 2, 2022

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025