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I Laughed

Self-explanatory phrase. Used when you describe a time you laughed. Given the way it is phrased, it could be sarcastic to describe a situation where you weren't laughing.
I Laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. But I wasn't really laughing. I was crying with a smile so nobody else would be hurt. I don't need help. Just a real laugh.
by MrDrEdward May 20, 2024
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I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
by Shadanium May 20, 2024
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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"
by Hailiqou May 21, 2024
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i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers
i got rizz i got jizz what you want?
by willmadigfit May 22, 2024
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i just sigma'd so hard

when you sigma really hard in front of ya mates
"bruh i just sigma'd so hard 😭😭"
by skibiditoiletmaster May 23, 2024
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I was a bad girl

I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
Hey did you hear that new song
Oh what is it
I was a bad girl, I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
by cat lel May 24, 2024
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