Shit ton

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 29, 2010

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.

Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!

by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025

Piece of shit

A man named Herwar. He is a actually rat

Wow what a piece of shit

by EEEO April 14, 2021

shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.

my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making

by mr.assorth October 2, 2013

sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds

Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.

by Heather hammered February 1, 2018

Shit

a word used when bored

Imma go do something

*types shit in urban dictionary

by Atema February 1, 2022

cavity shit

When one takes a shit so massive that initially they feel no sense of relief. It is only 5 - 15 minutes later that the cavity left by the shit inside their stomach collapses and they can feel the sweet relief.

Doug is doubled over in the hallway, should we call 999?? No, he said he was going to take a massive cavity shit, give him around ten minutes.

by will_shatner November 11, 2017