the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

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monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

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i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 9, 2015

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And not a single fuck was given that day

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"

And not a single fuck was given that day

by Duhonatron June 27, 2011

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Fuck Around and Find Out

A warning given when someone is acting foolishly and about to face consequences, commonly used in the setting of a bar or street fight.

Ex. 1: When a person is provoked they might respond to the aggressor with "Fuck Around and Find Out."

Ex. 2: "Kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century." - Twitter User @Merman_Melville

by responsible_falcon February 16, 2022

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