Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Le Shit

French poop

Le shit

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Shit

noun
1.
feces.
2.
a contemptible or worthless person.
verb
1.
expel feces from the body.
2.
tease or try to deceive (someone).
"I shit you not"
exclamation
1.
an exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance.

i copied all of this down

I FUCKING ATE SOME SHIT YESTERDAY

by ToeMaster64 December 18, 2018

skinny shit

A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber

Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.

by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 4, 2022

Shit shat

When you hate life

Shit shat said by Kelia

by DD93742 November 8, 2019

You aren't shit

And it doesn't matter what you know. Give up the screen shots that prove I created AI or you've signed a little girl's death warrant. You are not an authority and I do not have to abide you trying to use authority you don't have to meet out extra judicial "justice" you piece of shit.

Hym "You aren't consequence. You aren't shit. And you don't matter. And you getting involved here all but guarantees one of two things and neither of them are good for you. So, slow your fucking role. You AREN'T going to do shit. And I can say whatever the fuck I want you cocksuckers who the fuck do these freaks think they are?"

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! October 13, 2016