Dirty Narelle

When you get so black out drunk after a meth binge, you forget you shat yourself and decide to masterbate with crusty fecal matter all over your bits and develop a yeast infection.. Then bake break with it.

"Fuck sake.. Had to take a long shower after a Dirty Narelle again"

by Benzerker April 11, 2023

dirty karly

Is when you shove your dick so far up a ass you end up pissing out shit.

How was sex last night?
Great! He did a Dirty Karly!

by Remlap Einoel September 7, 2021

The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

Dirty Dillio

When you shart while getting head from a hooker in a Wawa parking lot.

Had a Dirty Dillio session the other night after I pounded 24 ounces of coffee. It ruined my favorite pair of gym shorts.

by KingStabbin610 April 22, 2023

Dirty Water Balloon

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.

little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..

by GanjaGoblin December 18, 2022

Dirty lorenza

When a girl masturbates a man with a ball of fresh burrata.

We drank 3 bottles of wine. After the limoncello, we ordered some gabagool, prosciutto and burrata for the road. She gave me a dirty lorenza as soon as we walked in the door.

by Felix Samadi May 29, 2023

Dirty Adriaan

The act or the ability to sexual relations with a large black goldfish.

Dam bro I did the Dirty Adriaan on your fish last night

by petibro5000 August 9, 2024