I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 01, 2024
Get the I FUCKING HATE MYSELF mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 01, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

I didn’t see this

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.
“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.
by Getcoded May 10, 2021
Get the I didn’t see this mug.
A phrase when you’re so hungry you could eat an obscene amount of food

British origin- comes from North east
I’m starving mate- I’m so hungry I could eat Bry Kiddier
by clubbyflappers May 02, 2025
Get the i’m so hungry i could eat Bry Kiddier mug.

I LOVE MINERS

RAHHHHHHGHTFDHDHG
bro are you ok

I LOVE MINERS
by The guy with a tie yt May 24, 2024
Get the I LOVE MINERS mug.

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022
Get the I just brushed my teeth mug.