Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it
Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone
Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away
Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone
Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away
by kuykee11 February 11, 2019
Get the I want to fucking die mug.fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.
by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008
Get the Fuck Your Canoe mug.Fuck Donald Trump, aka the best president ever. (he's so good at his job to the extent that you want to have sex with him) or it could mean that OP might have chronic brain damage.
Example 1: "I really want to fuck Donald Trump!!11!!!
Example2: a retard posts on the urban dictionary: "fuck Donald Trump aka the worst president ever"
Example2: a retard posts on the urban dictionary: "fuck Donald Trump aka the worst president ever"
by xx_swaggerxx December 8, 2020
Get the Fuck Donald Trump mug.A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.
At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.
For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.
Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:
Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.
For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.
Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:
Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.
Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
by alam101 March 17, 2019
Get the Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mug.I'm so fucking bored that I looked up "I'm so fucking bored," and found someone else as fucking bored as I am.
by Borreeedddddd October 25, 2009
Get the I'm so fucking bored mug.When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
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