Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

my sole and a bitch

when something is more expensive than you think it should be

"that car cost my sole and a bitch"

by undercoversX+C January 22, 2026

Peanut butter gutter bitch

A peanut butter gutter bitch is an individual who likes to lick peanut butter out of a gutter cleaners ass hole

Yo lastnight Austin Chambers turned me into a peanut butter gutter bitch

by Gshshshshshdb January 31, 2026

post master bitch

The post master bitch is also known as a Buisness Alliances Specialist, who identifies as they/them, negotiates, and manages strategic partnerships to foster company growth, innovation, and market expansion. Post master bitch holds an extraordinary amount of swag. Post master bitch is known for being so powerfully swagful that their work enemies disintegrate the second they make eye contact with said post master bitch. If you are an enemy with post master bitch you will get sent into the mail sorting machine and never be seen again. Post master bitch is the hgihest pay job known to man because of the amount of swag it requires.

Chris Holder is THEE post master bitch.

by renkit February 11, 2026

Caucazoidal bitter bitch

An individual, primarily of Caucasian descent who engages in sheer bitter bitchery towards others based on jaded past encounters.

E.g.

Karin, please dont ask for the manager, you are being such a Caucazoidal Bitter Bitch.

by The wild Asojo March 5, 2026

Little Whiny Baby Bitch

Every insult that is available right now is all inserted into this one statement, Retard? Dickhead? Asshole? You name it!

Guy 1: Hi Guy 2!
Guy 2: You are a little whiny baby bitch.

by CertifiedSkibidiRizzler February 14, 2025

pick me bitch

a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”

pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”

normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”

by anti misogynist February 14, 2025