Slammin your knobb

Means just kidding

Kid 1: Your grandmas dead
Kid 2: cries in pain
Kid 1: I’m just slammin your knobb

by MulletDaddy69 August 22, 2022

Your exact coordinates

52.017926,-8.488105

Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761

by penis guy man August 23, 2022

National Give your Girlfriend A Hoodie Day

August 25th , 2022

a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!

Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3

by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

Doing your mother

Longer version of doin ya mum

Person1:doing your mother
Person2:what

by Lynx is dum August 24, 2022

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022