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Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.
Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.
by How Be February 14, 2017
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Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.
by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018
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Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).
Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.
by RoundenBrown October 26, 2018
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the zombie

(to do a Zombie)

When an individual goes downtown to a lady and grabs her boobs at the same time, having his/her arms extended towards, looking like a zombie
Lay down so I can do the zombie to you all night long.
by naki_thompson May 2, 2019
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Icky Zombie

When a man finishes on their partners eyes. Afterwards the man doesn’t get their partner a towel and they watch the person meander around with their arms out, resembling a zombie or undead creature
1-Dude what happened to Stacy

2- she broke up with me after I gave her the ole icky zombie
by This is not pudding June 13, 2019
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Hooray Zombie

When you finish something that tires you a lot but you are happy. At this point, a Hooray Zombie will want to go the f*ck to sleep and not deal with people and have caffeine upon awakening.
I just finished my college class, I'm a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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Celebrity Zombie

When your neighbors are bullies and set up cameras to keep an eye on the tweakers in your hood, stealing and drug deals. A celebrity zombie is the tweaker unknowingly being watched, monitored or talked about. A Negative attention that is forced upon you due to your situation and Haterz.
Celebrity Zombie: When you move somewhere knew like a small town and right away there are rumors being spread throughout the town about who your 'e fucking... "I ain't here for you're entertainment and i damn sure ain't trying to be a "celebrity zombie" in this shit hole.
by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019
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