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Twatter Pops

The term used to describe a female that has had someone insert Otter Pops Popsicles into their vagina, also known as a twat, (minus the wrapper) to aid in reviving them after she has overdosed on opiates. They have also been known to have been eaten and enjoyed once revival has been accomplished by the person inserting aforementioned popsicles.
"She has been Twatter Popped!" "We call her Twatter Pops now!"
Twatter Pops by BLRRDVYZYN May 27, 2024
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twitter hip ratio

a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.

the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter
some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs
An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.
Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said
TWITTER by meteoridian June 26, 2024

Twitter’s biggest issue 

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

Twitter-adjacent 

1. Any person who also uses twitter can be described as “twitter-adjacent” to you

2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media

3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.
Example 1:

“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “

Example 2:

Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”

Girl: ”You so crazy!

Twattertarian

Generally synonymous or related to 'Twatter', 'OffendItarian' and 'OffendAtarian'. (Similarly related to 'Political Correctness,' Woke Comedy', (an idiotic 'oxymoron',presumably derived from 'Moron'?) The word itself, originating from a rather clever and slightly smug blend of Twatter', and the type of 'Offensive Vegetarian' that you find seated next to you at a wedding dinner and scowling because you prefer the 'Chicken' option. Not an honest, quid pro quo and empathetic Vegetarian, like me Mum, who cooks us all a superb Sunday roast lamb dinner at her home , with her own vegetarian option, and quite rightly expects and receives the same sort of respect, empathy and consideration as She shows to us, or 'quid pro quo' if you prefer, in our homes. A Twattertarian is the dominant ignorant minority, the sort of ignorant Twat that would quicky re-TWEET in stead of re-SEARCHING first. They generally are the type of extremely ignorant minority twat that has the loudest voice and have been making, and continue to make, life miserable for all humanity. Live just one day in the shoes of other Cultures or Tribes, with all Classes, before you stick your destructive nose in, eh?
Why are the the lives/society of the vast majority of decent, honest and peaceful 'equatorial minded' people, who simply want to lead happy, secure and empathetic 'live-and-let-live' lives, made so miserable by the conflicts created by the absurdly disproportionately loud, influential and controlling minority of Twattertarians from the 'North' & South Poles? Simply put, why is it always just one person that spoils the party for everyone else?
Twattertarian by idiocracy62 August 16, 2024
Twitter is a social media created in 2006 by Jack Dorsey, the social media was known for its tweets, a form of posts with a limit of characters to input like in an SMS. The platform is mostly known to be the second most popular opinion social media after Reddit. However, this social media was bought and renamed X by Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Space X. Since then, Twitter has never been that bad.
If you want to beef with someone, make a Twitter account.
Twitter by SlammerGaming0 August 20, 2024