My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020

fat turtle ass

nice sexy /juicy

that one fat turtle ass

by willy scott November 19, 2020

leftover turtle motor

It’s the turtle left behind. But he’s fast and fightsy and will double as your trolling motor if you are nice

I don’t know how we would’ve got home without that leftover turtle motor

by Thatdumblonde August 30, 2021

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019

Orange Sea Turtle

An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.

"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"

by orangeseaturtle November 20, 2011