Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

The Guy Next Door

A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.

The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.

"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.

by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.

I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.

by TMP's © November 7, 2014

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Doors off

When you usually say “wheels off” in a restaurant but then the “walk- in door locks itself and you literally have to close down and take the door off it’s hinges to get in to the walk-in fridge.

I don’t know what happened at On The Border Sunday night. It’s doors off In that place! Here’s my two week notice!

by Lizease May 2, 2020