The sacred end-of-day act of cracking open a beer and sliding into bed or the couch with zero plans except to unwind, zone out, and maybe fall asleep during a television show. Think of it as the nighttime sibling to wake and bake but with hops instead of haze.
by PrincessSaturn July 16, 2025
Get the Bed and brewskimug. A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
Get the Bed Buttermug. by Rynesdad May 16, 2018
Get the bed it and wed itmug. Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.
by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024
Get the Raw beddingmug. They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022
Get the bed thoughtmug. The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."
or
"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
or
"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
Get the Waxing the bedmug. by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020
Get the Forever bedmug.