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dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011
mugGet the dick tittiesmug.

Dick Titty

Emphasis for any phrase, one that which usually follows or procedes the phrase
Dick titty, Her ass is huge!
by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003
mugGet the Dick Tittymug.

titty dick

a titty dick can be two things.
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.

2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory
omg, dude.he has a titty dick.

get your titty dick outta my PEASHvagggina
by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007
mugGet the titty dickmug.

whine titty

Deriving from the saying: "weak tit on this mama cat" from the movie Sugar and Spice, but slowly forming into just the term "whine titty". Referring to someone being overly whiny about something, a child whose crying is over the top, etc. Someone who is being a whine titty can also just be called a "titty".
"Taylor Swift needs to quit being a whine titty about her boyfriends in all her songs."

"You can't go shopping this week? It's not that big of a deal. Don't be a whine titty."

"You're crying non stop is making me believe you're being a titty right now. Stop."
by blackfoxes February 24, 2013
mugGet the whine tittymug.

Titty Cheese

The raunchy sweat underneath woman's breasts that smells really bad.
"When I was on top of that chick, I went to suck her breasts and the odor of her titty cheese was rancid"
by garfish316 May 14, 2015
mugGet the Titty Cheesemug.

racist titty

this is a way to show that you are not racist toward blacks by painting your tit black
everybody call emily racist so she did the racist titty to prove she is not
by notracistboy February 12, 2014
mugGet the racist tittymug.

Pity Titty

Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity
"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."
by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012
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