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The nutella theory

colorism, when nutella was compared to WHITE chapstick mr. cheese got BIG mad!!!
"ew ximena get tf out my face! -jaden ( the nutella theory ) "
by bigahhcheese May 14, 2025
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.
"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."
by danceinthewind March 17, 2022
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Recurve Theory

When someone is jerking off, and their ejaculation lands in their face/mouth. Self facial.
Yo! Did you hear how weston did recurve theory!
by UPIC November 8, 2025
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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.
Oh, the Septum Ring Theory strikes again!
by Omega_Iteration August 8, 2025
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Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.
Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory
by realPendog September 16, 2025
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Jared Effect Theory

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.
by imchampurchump March 28, 2025
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