Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.

My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.

by Fraccy February 21, 2021

CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.

That's a damn crackhead theory!

by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024

Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.

Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”

by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

Recurve Theory

A theory of when one is masturbating, and when they ejaculate, their nut recurves backwards, and gets on their face/in their mouth.

Bro weston did recurve theory!

by UPIC November 8, 2025

kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010