Howard's Law

A law of roleplaying games that states that, "Lasers beat rubber everytime."

/luffy was unable to defeat the robots because of Howard's Law

by Katsularper January 21, 2006

Herman's Law

when alot of good things are put together they sound, look, or end up being shitty

Thanksgiving food(farts), All the colors of the rainbow mixed, and Dragonforce hence the name Herman's Law

by KbK16 January 23, 2009

Marshall Law

When your Manager gives you the authority to do something at work that should be only be done at the management level. Typically done when management is short staffed or they just don't give a damn about company standards/policies in regards to employment.

Manager: I need you to do a couple of things I was supposed to do.
Employee: Don't I have to be a manager to do that?
Manager: It doesn't matter, I have declared Marshall Law.

by Aaronundead March 17, 2016

Kraven's Law

The act of making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while masturbating for longer than a second and half that you are in fact gay.

Man 1: Did you hear that nasty motherfucker jerked off in the mirror?
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.

by xBishop June 27, 2010

Coomer's Law

An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".

God damn they watch demon slayer?! That's against Coomer's Law!

by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022

Murphy's Law

The life that of Jenifer Ives. What ever possibly could go wrong, will go wrong. All life long. Period.

Having a day of complete disaster? Murphy's Law could apply here, I mean you're having a Jenifer? Happens to others from time to time.

by Sunkye January 2, 2017

jude law

a cheating bastard that doesn't deserve sienna miller.
also an adj - to cheat one your fiance and ruin everything

jude law is such an ass.
adj:
- bob's mom: why aren't u n mary gettin married?
- bob: i jude lawed it.

by Liz45437 July 20, 2008