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Julie the JC 

A Julie who is a creeper for Jesus - hence "Julie the *Jesus Creeper* (JC) A person by the name of Julie who loves Jesus and loves the Teens that she works with. Therefore her "creeping" is of the religious kind. Creepin for Jesus!
Text between Julie and teenagers in church - Julie -"Im watching you - pay attention!" Smarty Pants Teens Response - "You're a Creeper!" Julie - "Creepin for Jesus" New Nickname for Julie given by teenagers? *Julie the JC* Where do the teens from Church tell their parents they are going when they go to Julies house?? The J.C.C. Jesus Creepers Crib
Julie the JC by JASsy JC February 2, 2010
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slurping the jello 

slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
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Hit the jackpot

A phrase used by JubaHo when referring to meeting a new mark who she perceives as having a lot of money and will be easy to use for money and gifts and abandon at her whim.
JubaHo: “Right after his friend ghosted me at a bar. I met an old fatman who retired yesterday. He has a business and two cars! I hit the jackpot!

Berv Dog is hit'n The Jug 

Drinking in Earnest, especially Pabst and/or Hamms
I don't know what you're doing tonight, but berv dog is hit'n the jug!

The Jonas brothers 

the best band in the universe. Anyone who doesn't like them is either
a) jealous
b) a freak and doesnt know what their missing
c) hopelessly confused (its okay, theres still time to get help from a fellow fan)
Kid 1: The Jonas brothers rock!
Kid 2: I know right??
(they look over and see a random kid drawing a mustache, obnoxious nose, and glasses on the jonas brothers poster)
Kid 1: Lets go jump on him until he gets the message.
Kid 2: Sounds great!
The Jonas brothers by RoxyGirl March 27, 2008

The Juice is Loose 

that loose feeling you get when your juice gets loose.
The juice is loose right now.
Somebody tighten this juice... it stays loose.

The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice

Since it’s not a fact I use it as a question (phrase):

1. If a person of the same sex or opposite sex, have darker skin. Does that mean they are physically sweeter? i.e., Sweeter sperm/very cleanly/organized/Smell amazing all the time. 2. May be used to describe a feeling i.e., "You are really sweet." 3. Words of love or feelings of excitement i.e., Horney/come hither/prior knowledge lmao.
1. Enjoying a night on the town, alone with headphones on. Wishing that you had someone beside you so you didnt have to feel alone anymore. Someone to talk to, someone worth talking to. Someone smart, sweet, and who plays off your soul. Always glancing when you see a shape, hear a sound, feel a vibe that catches your attention. Leading you to wonder more and to somehow become known. If you were to find that person, they might feel somewhat the same when they first lay eyes on you. Becoming intimate, passionate, caring, and truly in love with something leads to the idea, "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice." Ohhhhhh baby