awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.

Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...

by Dirty Dank Daisy November 29, 2015

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.

That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.

by reverseninjaturtle March 20, 2016

leftover turtle motor

It’s the turtle left behind. But he’s fast and fightsy and will double as your trolling motor if you are nice

I don’t know how we would’ve got home without that leftover turtle motor

by Thatdumblonde August 31, 2021

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

by daisy jesse May 30, 2007

Orange Sea Turtle

An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.

"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"

by orangeseaturtle November 21, 2011

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019