Johnsoned

When a homophobic man gets found out to be gay in a very ironic/funny fashion. Like American politician Mike Johnson, who sent a picture of his face to a man on Grindr, after referring to same-sex marriage as a, "Dark harbinger of chaos"

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened with Mike Johnson?

Guy 2: No, what happened to him?

Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr

Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork

by Minty Freshness March 26, 2025

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Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians

"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022

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tate johnson

Omg he has cute eyes hair that smile and everything about him his dark humor and excellent grades so so soooooo mine

Tate Johnson is the one

by Misiewicz November 26, 2017

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Paul Johnson

A guy that you meet and think the world of. Later find out he thinks he all that and all woman want him. He is loving, romantic with a big package but has a big head about it.

Hey I was with a Paul Johnson last night and he rocked my world.

by Shortyskull October 21, 2025

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Johnson Juice

Semen( nut/cum)

"Yo, how much Johnson juice did you make this summer?"

by Kirbo_The_God January 11, 2024

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Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023

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