Dong

Big pp in my mouth *moan* cum lol on my butt lol nerd bozo suck my penis

Eat my Dong

by Dong in my mouth 69 February 12, 2022

Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too

Look at those dongs over There stealing my car

by Humankind August 22, 2014

DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.

shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!

by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020

Dong suey chow

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.

Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!

by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

Secondhand Dong

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.

Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.

by HexBuster May 25, 2014

Ricky Dong

The guy who likes Dora

Ricky Dong : "Hey mate what's up?"
Mickey Schlong: "How was last night with Dora?"

by KManKDownK November 24, 2021