Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

Calm-cat

Calm-cat - The latest legal high to hit uk shores. While you certainly can smoke calm-cat, its effectiveness varies for different people. When smoked calm-cat effective, its most common effects include warming throughout the body, a general sense of relaxation and calm, and a sense of mild euphoria sometimes accompanied by giddiness. Inhaling calm-cat smoke can also bring on physical sensations of minty coolness, which usually spread from the back of the throat to the upper chest and persist for about two hours. Many people report that calm-cat sedates them and also seems to have anxiolytic action: some users say that smoking calm-cat helps them find calm after a long day and forget about their worries.

Some people also experience interesting time dilation effects after smoking calm-cat, and tend to both perceive and react to stimuli more slowly; slightly altered vision, including slower movement tracking, also sometimes occurs with smoked calm-cat. Be sure not to drive or do any activities that require coordination and fast reaction time, such as outdoor sports, until you know how your body reacts to calm-cat. While calm-cat does not produce visionary effects when smoked, The overt effects of calm-cat seem to wear off in about two hours for a small dose (about 1.5 grams), returning people to their baseline with little to no noticeable hangover. So not only can you smoke calm cat, but it generally produces quite a pleasant experience!

I've just smoked some calm-cat I can feel it through my bones and blood, its amazing.

by thedrugguy May 25, 2013

Bunch of cats

Consisting of more than one cat, lying around having four legs and always chillin. Living the good life. Absolutely contributing to nothing for the greater good of the household.

You all are a bunch of cats.

by All of the times January 31, 2022

Emoji Cat

An cat made out of emojis.

Hey look, she made her own emoji cat!

by nailahnaira April 21, 2023

Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016

Sinful cats

A infamous cat page on Instagram with over 100k followers posting cursed/shitpost cat images along with a sometimes hilarious caption.

Has been featured as an intro to a PewDiePie video
Instagram: @sinful.cats

Did you see the new edit Sinful Cats made?

Yea it was hilarious!

by Sinful cats November 12, 2018

Samson Cat

Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.

A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set

I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.

who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.

by Flynnfam January 2, 2012