Kaan Academy

A place were barlophobes learn, grow, and don't fall for the modern day Gen z bullshit . Go to www.mhmniggernuta.com/KaanAcademy to start your free trial!

*disclaimer* No relation to Khan academy
Person A: Omg I came out to Samantha as a Barlo and told her I want Barry Bee Benson in my bed. Then she bitch slapped me so hard I lost my 6 teeth and 8 braincells

Person B: She must have graduated from Kaan Academy. We better report this to twitter.
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Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy is a place with only sluts.
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The Kingston Academy

Colloquially known as tka. A leng school in Kingston upon Thames where kids get lessons on rizz.
Daym dem tka kids are growing gyatts now.

You got that tka sigmatic rizz

The Kingston Academy kicked Craig Cummings out
by Little Nigel May 28, 2024
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Bournville academy

Full of homophobic roadmen and chavs except the few ratty haired dream stans year 10s act like the top of the world the lunches are basically crumbs that's why most of the kids are below 4 foot ๐Ÿ˜
1:Heyyy what school you go to??

2:Bournville academy ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

1:Get away from me ๐Ÿคธ โ™€๏ธ
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Bournville academy

Full of homophobic roadmen and chavs except the few ratty haired dream stans year 10s act like the top of the world the lunches are basically crumbs that's why most of the kids are below 4 foot ๐Ÿ˜
Bournville academy is a school
by Hannah Watkins January 22, 2022
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the totteridge academy

The totteridge academy is the most ghetto school in north london

If u go there u will know that the teachers dont educate u and all of the studants will probably

end up working in mcdonalds as they have no knowledge bc the teachers havent taught them

There are loads of fights,drama, fire alarms and detention rooms are always full

I recommend u going to tta because it is an experiance u will NEVER forget and u eill carry it with u forever
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Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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