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Bailey Shuffle

| ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |

A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
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iPod shuffle 3rd gen

By far the most peculiar member of the iPod family, it has no controls aside from an on off switch. Controls exist as a set of inline buttons on the EarPods cable. May be mistaken as a tiny vape. Released in 2009, was discontinued in 2010.
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Narukami Shuffle

The act of moving your body or the protagonist of Persona 4 in the four cardinal directions to the lyrics of the song “Heartbeat, Heartbreak” from the games soundtrack
John: “Hey Phil look, I’m doing the Narukami Shuffle
Phil: “Yeah and you look like a fucking nerd doing it”
by Hypix December 3, 2025
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right hand shuffle

A hand gesture meaning something similar to "What's up?"--performed by fully extending the right hand, turning the palm towards the face, and shaking the hand up and down, as if you were trying to get somebody's (who has spaced out) attention.
"Ey boy, don't be gon givin' me no right hand shuffle like you mie homeboy uh sumthin!"
"Aww dawg ain't you dun be remembrin me frum dah club last night?"
by Deryck December 24, 2004
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bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
by Football Addict March 21, 2010
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The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010
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C-Town Shuffle

Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.
Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"

T-Con- "so you mean?"

Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"
by Townie494949494 September 7, 2011
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