Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.

Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!

by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023

buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.

Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

by jett777 July 3, 2017

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

surprise vent

when someone vents without permission - normally out of nowhere

W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”

by anonymous May 5, 2024

tornado surprise

tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement

Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane

by gabbyz January 22, 2014

Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit

Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'

by PJai October 22, 2022