Salty

When someone is really mad or pissed

Rene was so salty he was salter than the see

by Akakawaiidva June 20, 2017

Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 27, 2017

Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Salty

The angry, upset, or agitated feeling one gets when expecting a positive result, but receiving a negative one.

Bro, we had been texting none stop all week so I was sure she was gonna let me smash this weekend. So I hit her up Saturday night to see if I could come over. Tell me why this chick said "nah, my house just burned down." Smh, I wasted all that time for some bullsh*t. Im mad salty right now.

by Asher Goodchild July 5, 2017

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017

salty grill

grill, defined as an internet girlie who gets salty in cause of antifeminism stuff

When we said only two genders exist she became a very very truly salty grill

by Fighterduck July 13, 2017

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY August 13, 2017