Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

Evbil Robert

An evbil goober who loves to play vibeo gaymes and enjoys committing siwwy crimes

My name is Evbil Robert

by Evil robert August 10, 2025

Robert Martins

It means a guy who can become anything

Eddy: Who's--
Eddy: M
Guy: A
Gig: R
Tin Guy: Tin

Robotnik: Rob
Ert: Erts--

And there they have it they spelled the word Robert Martins

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Dakota Roberts

The cutest guy ever. His red hair turns me on and makes me horny. I love Dakota Roberts so much.

1: Is that Dakota Roberts?
2: Yes, he's my boyfriend.

by ae90-iuyszcxghjhvc[cv-iucb December 3, 2025

Cheap Justice Roberts

Nickname among the other Supreme Court Justices for John Glover Roberts Jr. (born January 27, 1955) is an American jurist who has served since 2005 as the 17th chief justice of the United States.

There goes Cheap Justice Roberts again, selling out to Diaper Donald and his MAGAt Republican extremists. Roberts has failed our nation and its laws.

by LaughingAloud December 9, 2025

Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

Robert

Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded

That white man over there, that’s a Robert

by anonymous November 22, 2021