Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022

Punch of Geeks

Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.

Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.

1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.

2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?

by blogtopus April 14, 2010

Appalachian Punch

A potent alcoholic beverage made by mixing Mountain Dew with moonshine and so named because of its popularity amongst the people of Appalachia. Appalachian Punch is known for being highly intoxicating and for its role in causing tooth decay.

The intoxicated teens were found unconscious, their teeth long ago rotted out of their skulls from years of drinking too much Appalachian Punch.

by ÜberSasquatch October 28, 2013

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)

Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”

by PUSSYSLAYER5578 February 14, 2023

Shaquika Punch

a swift uppercut to the genitalia that completely and utterly obliterates them.

Guy #1: Yo, you better shut your face, or ill shaquika punch your ass.

Guy #: NOOOO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

by jnymlr53 May 17, 2009

Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag

Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister

by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018