Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.
Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."
by johnny92 June 22, 2012
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Bon Jovi point

Halfway there.
This is such a long drive, we’ve been on the road for four hours and haven’t reached the Bon Jovi point yet!
by JK Grence December 12, 2022
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Excremation Point

The moment during a fight when it's obvious that one person is beating the shit out of another person.
After being dropped by a series of vicious strikes, and seeing the fighter in a fetal position, the ref knew the fight had reached its Excremation Point.
by Arnie Grape September 26, 2021
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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 03, 2011
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the point of no return

whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make
person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer

person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return
by rk092 January 26, 2024
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women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
by Sexydimma March 26, 2013
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